Just joking! That is just to get your attention.
I had a good weekend. Not the normal get drunk, play a couple of shows, watch netflix, wake up at 2, kind of weekend, but all of that and MORE! Someday kiddos, I'll tell you how Mommy and Daddy first met, but for now, just know that we love you and would NEVER leave you alone in a car during the summer, while Mommy and Daddy try our luck at some electronic games of chance! Get Daddy a beer...
On that note, do you know how hard it is to be 25 and get a Vasectomy? Not only is you family going to shit their pants, but everyone of your "friends", neighbors, and your friend's neighbors will explain how they would rather kick you in the "cash and prizes" then let you get "fixed". There are 3 people that are OK with your plan: Your true friends (ie Buddies), people that hate you, and your favorite bartender. Your buddies are your buddies and they will more then likely back your play. Your bartender thinks it's badass and you will be so much happier without all that "worry". People you hate feel that they have a responsibility to save the earth from any offspring that has a chance of being anything like you. Jealous?
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Just tell me you didn't do it yourself.
Wait. Isn't that kinda like a male abortion? Did you do that? Is it OK to say "male abortion" on here?
Wait. You mean a HISterectomy, right?
Wait. That should make quite a deferens for the future.
Wait. Maybe I'll have two kids, now that you're not gonna have any.
Wait. Maybe not.
So, I check back in, like over a week later, to see if anyone thought my comment was outrageous or, um, funny. But nope. Nothing. Yawn. I think I'll go play some crazy chords over a not-quite-right loop I made. That's the ticket...
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