First of all, I'm still alive. She didn't kill me, she didn't run screaming, she didn't leave in the middle of the night, in fact, she enjoyed herself.No shit. No lie. 
She sat in the passenger seat and listened while I listed off 8000 boring topics about you know who and my theories on every subject from America to the National Park system to my family to dildo preference. She sat by the fire and listened to my out of tune guitar and my whiny little singing voice. She sat and watched me drink too much beer and try to howl at the moon. Lucky for us, it only reached 20 degrees.If anyone could play the part of a girl willing to explore the pre-winter camping experience with a neurotic/crazy/worthless guy like me, she did it well. It is hard for me to make jokes out of an experience that was really really fun and went off without a hitch. 
Kelsey, thank you for a great trip and I can't wait for the next one.
She sat in the passenger seat and listened while I listed off 8000 boring topics about you know who and my theories on every subject from America to the National Park system to my family to dildo preference. She sat by the fire and listened to my out of tune guitar and my whiny little singing voice. She sat and watched me drink too much beer and try to howl at the moon. Lucky for us, it only reached 20 degrees.If anyone could play the part of a girl willing to explore the pre-winter camping experience with a neurotic/crazy/worthless guy like me, she did it well. It is hard for me to make jokes out of an experience that was really really fun and went off without a hitch. Kelsey, thank you for a great trip and I can't wait for the next one.
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Travis and Kelsey sittin in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g; first comes Yellowstone, then comes really really boring blogs about love and schmoopiness and how much she loves what comes out of my piehole... blah, blah, blah, blah, yawn.
Hey!
Okay, more constructively, how did you make a trip to Walmart and your crazy neighbor sound more fun than camping in Yellowstone? Are you holding out on us?
Even I can't make fun of everything. This girl even read the blog and didn't run screaming. Only I could fuck this up! Don't worry I went back to my normal self depricating, demoralizing blogging...
By the way, "Anonymous" is for little girls and housewives....
Tyler?
Gibson?
I just can't tell.
By the way, "Anonymous" is for little girls and housewives....
Tyler?
Gibson?
I just can't tell.
Nope wasn't me. Take note Mighty T: I don't use the word "piehole." I would have used something different there.
The Anonymous Gibson
Hey, Anonymous: what was that funny thing I read in your own blog? Oh yeah, that's right, YOU DON'T WRITE ONE. Put up or shut up, fuckwad.
As for 'piehole,' well, that term is rather played out. Don't go there. Don't get me started. Oh no you DI'N'T.
I'm glad you posted some pics of your trip, because otherwise I would suspect you never got farther than a motel in East Missoula.
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